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100 Words: Castle Panic Attack

Note: Today’s 100 Words was inspired by the board game Castle Panic. If you haven’t tried it, I highly recommend it. Especially if you like cooperative games.

If you have played Castle Panic, this situation should seem very familiar. And you’ll probably be cursing the Troll King just as much as we do when he shows up!

A boulder bounced down the hill and smashed into a wall just east of Callum and Syrine, the fourth such attack the Troll King’s minions had lobbed at Ferrin Castle. Each stone had breached the castle’s walls, and each had been followed by a goblin brigade or a phalanx of orcs. Only the skill of Callum’s archers and the bravery of his knights had held the monsters at bay.

The stonemasons’ brick and mortar had long since run out, but men still scrambled to repair the breach with whatever rubble they could find.

Wasted effort, Callum thought. The advancing hordes would make short work of the repairs. The masons would do better to grab a sword or pike and ready themselves to defend the castle and those inside.

Two walls remained standing: the north tower wall, afforded the natural protection of Adalende Bay, and the wall on which Callum now stood, fortified against attack as soon as Callum heard of the Troll King’s march.

Neither would protect the castle long.

100 Words: Bus Ride

A blind woman and two guys with Mets baseball caps took the last three seats when the bus stopped at Penton, so Adele had been obligated to stand for the last 257 miles. She stayed in the back, pushing herself as flat against the wall as she could when one of the other passengers lurched down the aisle toward the bathroom. They walked past Adele without looking her way, without even twisting sideways to avoid her.

Adele could have sat in the bathroom, she supposed, with the door locked and the “occupied” flag shooing everyone away. But the toilets on Greyhound buses were filthy when not serviced regularly, and this one hadn’t seen more than a re-stocking of toilet paper since Tuscaloosa.

When the driver pulled into the Charlotte station, the other passengers pulled bags and purses from under their seats, stepping into the aisle when a gap in the column allowed. Adele hung back. No one spoke as they crowded toward the door, everyone more tired than patient.

100 Words: A Different Kind of Spider Man

Jakub inherited everything from his father. His dark eyes and stubby fingers. The little house in Stare Mesto, with the front room that his father had turned into a restaurant. Even the recipes that kept the place popular enough that Jakub could hire another cook and a girl to wait tables.

He’d inherited the gold-filled fusee pocketwatch that his father had carried throughout Europe while he collected those recipes. And he’d inherited the curse that came with it.

Every fall, as the chill retreated in a welcome respite to all but him, Jakub hid in his rooms, lips cracked and torn by a thousand arachnid legs, screams muffled by a thousand swollen abdomens, jaws stretched wide to let them pass.

Babi Leto. Those weeks in September when the days were warmer than the calendar should have allowed. Those weeks when Jakub locked the watch in a steel-strapped trunk, and locked that trunk in the restaurant’s storeroom, and prayed it would help.

The weeks when spiders crawled out his mouth.

100 Words: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

A Navy peacoat dwarfed the girl who tapped Theodore Grayson on the shoulder, the hem at her knees and the sleeves swallowing her hands to the fingertips. “May I borrow your phone?”

The girl’s voice was as small as she was, but her eyes were huge. Like Grayson’s daughter. Her eyes had been like that.

“Harris, I’ll call you back, okay?” Grayson thumbed the phone off and handed it to the girl.

“Thank you.” She paced as she dialed, looking back at Grayson every few steps. But she kept her back to him once she started talking, and try as he might Grayson couldn’t make out more than a few words.

The call lasted less than a minute. As slowly as the girl had moved away from Grayson, she took even longer to walk back. “I’m sorry,” she said as she handed him the phone. “I’m so, so sorry.”

100 Words: Acceptable Consequences

Bennett’s mother slapped his fingers away from the bandage. “Stop scratching.” Her eyes never left the road.

“It itches!” Bennett tugged his sleeve down, using the motion to disguise another quick scratch.

“Should have thought of that before, shouldn’t you?” She steered through a turn with the palm of one hand, twisting the dial on the car radio through music and static with the other.

Bennett didn’t answer, but the truth was that he had thought of it. So had Scott. But when they got to the double-doors of McPherson’s Mill, boarded up nearly twenty years before but still a magnet for local kids, neither of the boys had cared. It had seemed worth the risk.

Even with his right arm bandaged from fingertips to elbow and Scott in the ICU for at least another week, Bennett was still convinced it was.

100 Words: A Steampunk Captain Prepares for All Possibilities

Captain Antonin Pendergast’s airship hovered over a region of Lancastershire relatively unknown to all but those few who inhabited it. Lush fields of green had only just begun to fade to autumn, and the lake had yet to show any ice. The latter was not, as some would surmise, Pendergast’s target, or the focus of his attention. Rather, the captain studied a pile of hay almost directly below. It was there that, with any luck and not a small amount of skill, Pendergast would land.

Chancey held out a parachute to the captain. “Sir, are you sure you won’t reconsider?”

Pendergast waved the safety device away. “You can’t always count on a parachute working, my boy. If I’m going to hit the ground from 13,000 feet, I want to make sure I can walk away afterward.”

Contrary to his name, Chancey was anything but a risk taker. Even if he had been inclined to life’s more dangerous pursuits, however, Pendergast’s secretary would have been hard pressed to understand as the captain wrenched the airship door open, pulled goggles over his eyes, and stepped off the deck into the nothingness of open air.

100 Words: The Boy Who Cried Fire

Jayce closed his eyes and breathed in deep. The air had the taste of commercial-grade cleaner and fresh Cinnabon. “Sorry,” he mumbled, then yanked the fire alarm lever down.

The first time, Jayce had been swept down the walkway in a crush of people scrambling toward the exits. The second time had been slower, and the one after that slower still. Now only a few people hurried toward the doors. Mothers clutching toddlers to their chests. Businessmen determined to get out before firetrucks clogged the parking lot.

Today was the eighteenth time in a month Jayce had pulled the alarm. Tomorrow he would do it again. And the day after that.

And then he’d do it for real.

Security guards waited for him as he walked around the corner, the one who looked like the guy from Hot Fuzz and the one-time linebacker who’d tackled Jayce into the landscape display the fourth time he’d tripped the alarm.

“You really wanna do this, guys?” Jayce asked. “You know it’s not gonna make any difference.”

100 Words: I Wouldn’t Order That without an Alibi

The clerk smiled as he handed Abigail a brochure. A plastic tag pinned to his chest named him “Franklin”, but Abigail suspected the man had helped himself to an old nametag from behind one of the retail shops on Market Street.

The brochure was a single page. Tri-folded and laid out in columns and sections, it looked for all the world like a restaurant menu.

Except, of course, it wasn’t.

“So, um, how does this work?”

“Depends on what you need.” Franklin-who-probably-wasn’t-Franklin pointed to the columns in turn with fingernails as white as a French manicure. “Evaluation, sanitation, disposal…”

“What about… before that?”

“Before?”

Abigail struggled for a way to say what she didn’t want to say. Not out loud. “You know… before they’re… dead?”

Franklin folded the brochure and stuck it back in the plastic rack. “We don’t do the actual killing. Just the clean-up.”

“Oh.”

With a glance over his shoulder, then another toward the plywood-covered front door, the clerk palmed a business card from his front pocket. “But this place offers certain, let’s say, extra services.”

Abigail took the card. No number, no address. Just three words printed in eighteen-point Helvetica across the middle: THE MURDER STORE.

“How do I–?”

“You don’t. They do. When they call, tell them you’re interested in the daily special. They’ll know what you mean.”

“Thank you.” Abigail started to slip the business card in her purse, then changed her mind and tucked it in her front pants pocket instead.

“No need to thank me,” the clerk said as he returned his attention to the boxes he’d been unpacking when Abigail walked in. “Anybody asks, I didn’t give you anything. Not even sure I remember you coming in.”

100 Words: Renewable Reminders

Post-It notes decorated Allison’s apartment, two-inch by two-inch squares laminated and mounted to walls, mirrors, and appliances with cellophane tape that had been rubbed transparent with a thumbnail and trimmed square with an Exacto knife. A dry erase marker hung next to each, the plastic clip that held it in place squared against both the note and whatever it was mounted to.

Allison believed in precision.

As soon as she turned off the alarm clock each morning, Allison worked her way through the house wiping the laminated notes clean of the check marks she’d made the day before. The one on the bathroom mirror with its list to “Wash face — Moisturize — Brush teeth — Listerine”. The one by the stove with a line for all four burners, the oven, and the broiler. The one on the refrigerator marked “Breakfast — Lunch — Dinner” and four spots for water.

The check marks were so she couldn’t forget.

100 Words, Day 7: The whirs, the growl, the jingle and creak…

The whir of a space heater goes loud, then dull, then loud again as it sweeps back and forth. A Doppler effect confined to a single room. A few feet away, two cats — both males but not toms — growl at each other, the sound almost invisible under the heater’s constant noise. A third cat, contorted on a futon in a position only a feline could maintain, chews and licks its back foot. The heater masks the creak of the futon as the cat moves, and the jingle as its collar bell smacks against tags advertising address, owner, and rabies vaccination.

The whirs, the growl, the jingle and creak. The click of computer keys from across the room, and one half of a conversation she isn’t paying attention to. Blanketed, all of them, by a constant buzz, a tinny ring that’s nagged her for years, and soon will be all she hears.